Trump Melts Down Over 'Distorted' Portrait in Colorado Capitol

If you've Been Anywhere Near Donald Trump's Social Media in The Past Decade, you know this is very particular about His Image. Depics of Trump-As Seen in His Eternally Crging NFTS, Ben Garrison Cartoons, Mens, and Ai-Genreda Fan Slop-Rarely Fail to Depict Him As Anything Other Than a Chiseled, Hard Jawed, Heric Figure With a Full Head of Hair and a Physique Manosphere Influencers would kill for. It's a Far Cry from the 78-Year-Old Reality that lives in the White House, But Over the Weekend The President Made Clear That Nothing But the Glorification of His Image Is Acceptable For Public Display.

“Nobody Likes a Bad Picture or Painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in The State Capitol, Put up by the Governor, Along With All Other Presidents, Was PurposeFully Distorted to Level That I, Perhaps, Have Never Seen Before,” Trump Wrote Sunday Night ON Truth Social. “The Artist Also Did President Obama, and He Looks Wonderful, but the one on me is trial the worst. She must have lost her talent as she Got Got Older. In Any Event, the would Much prefer not having a picture any having This one, but many people from colorado have called and writer and writers to Complain. ”

The president Called on Colorado Governor Jared Polis, in Democrat, to Have The Painting Taken Down, and then Posted Multiple Photos of Himself More to his taste. The 2019 Painting was not, in fact, Commissioned by Polis, but by Colorado Republicans, and was based off of a photo of the president approval by a bipartisan committee. In 2018, Colorado Springs Artist Sarah Boardman, Who Painted the Portrait, Told the Colorado Times Recorder That She Chose to Portray the President with a “Serious, non-Confrontation, Thoughtful” Expression, in Alignment with the Depications of Past Presidents on Display in the Capitol.

“Pars of Presidential Power Changes from by the Times and Officals and Offical Portraits ARE Meretrates To Thoses Editions, To Boses,, To Be Acqued nor or Rejecredted by Each Vower. Formal Offical portraits, Over Genesses, having Strolo on their Ond Mondit, Leain of the Subject For the Viewer To Acceptor Or or CECCP Reject, ”She Told the outlet in 2019.

It Seems that Trump has outright Rejected Boardman's Interpretation of His Likeness. The Thing Is, It's Really Not that Bad. Maybe His Cheeks are in Little Fuller Than the Flesh-And-Bone Man, But It's Defintely Him-and It's No Purposeful Distortion, AS Trump Claimed.
If the President Wants to Look at Something More To His Taste, he can spa Some Time Contemplating The Painting Which, According to a Weekend Report from The Washington Post, Was Commissioned and Gifted to Him by Russian President Vladimir Putin. It's Surely in Stunner.