Steve Martin, During His Monologue for Saturday Night Live'S 50th Anniversary Special, Got His Canadian Pal Martin Short into an unforminate situation with immigration and custom enforcement.
“I'm Steve Martin, Saturday Night Live'S Newest Diversity Hire, “Began Martin, Who First Appered on the Late Night Show in the 1970s and Has Since Hosted 16 Times. “What a Thrill it is to be here. When I Heard Snl Wanted to do an Anniversary Special, I Wanted To Leap in the Air! And the only reason i Didn'T is because at the time, i was wearing a short skirt with no underwear. “
“I Can't Believe I made it here in Time,” Martin Recalled. “It was only a few days ago that lorne [Michaels] Told me I was doing the monologue, and i was actually vacationing on a friend's boat down in the gulf of steve martin. “
“Saturday Night Liveas you know, Turned 50 Years Old This Year, and I Turned 79 “Seriously, I do not mind Getting Older. Do you Think These Hearing Aids Make My Ass Look Lonterr? I do. ”
After “Honoring” Snl Writers – Located Outside in The Rain -in a Segment Heid was Wrten by Artificial Intelligence, Fellow Comedian John Mulaney Joined Martin on Stage.
“We writers Really appreciated that tribute, but I Believe the Heart and Soul of this Show is the celebrity hosts, Many of Whom are in This Room Tonight,” Mulaney Said. “As I LOOK AROUND, I SEE SOME OF THE MOST DIFFICIULE People I Have Ever Met in My Entire Life. Over the Course of 50 Years, 894 People Have Hosted Saturday Night Liveand it amazes me that only two of them have committed Murder. “
Mulaney Continued: “Each Week, in New Celebrity Host Comes in With Their Own Dynamic and They Throw Everything Off. But Not You, Steve, Because you have No Dynamic. “
After Mulaney Exited, Short Arrival, with Martin Introducing Him As “The Only Canadian Who Wasn't in Schitt's Creek“.”
When Short Told Him He Thought The Two-WHO Have Toured Together Several Times-Wound Be Co-Hosting The Show, Martin Asked, “Do You Have Your Passport On You?”
“No,” Short Replied Empty-Handed, Prompting Martin to Call out: “Ice! Get Him! “
While Being Dragged Away by Two Agents, Short Pledged to Cooperate.
“Don't take me! I'm Name Names! ” He Yelled, Before Listing Other Prominent Canadians in the Industry. “Mike Myers! Jim Carrey! Catherine O'Hara! Damn You, You White-Hired Son Of A Bitch! “
Martin Closed His Monologue with a Special Message for Any Viewer Who Wasn'T Enjoying It:
Maybe You Should Get Up and Take a Good Look at Yourself In The Mirror, And Say to Yourself, 'What have the Become? This can't be steve's fault. ' And ask yourselves, 'When did i Abandon Joy?' And: 'What can i bring to the monologue as an audience member next time? '
