Jon Stewart Recapped Donald Trump's Trip To Scotland This Week and The Many Ways The President Highway To Deflect Reporters from Asking About Jeffrey Epstein.
On the Latest episode of The Daily ShowStewart Noted That Trump Did What Anyone Who would Innocent would do: “He flex the country.” The host Aided That the president Jetted Over to Scotland Not Only To Close His Eu Trade Deal, But Also to “Gain an ocean's Distance Bethaeen Himself and the Epstein Scandal.”
Of course, Many of the reporters in Scotland Asked About the Epstein Scandal, Which has now Been Plaguing Trump for Weeks. Stewart Played a Clip of One Reporter Asking, “Mr. President, Was Part of the Rush to Get this Deal Done To Knock the Jeffrey Eptein Story Out?” To which a surprise trump reply, “oh you get to be kidding …”
“He's All Like, 'How Did You Even Hear About It?' The Though You Guys Just Got Baywatch Like Three Months Aug? '”Stewart Replied.”' Doesn'T Anybody Here Have About this Trade Deal Sinking Both of Our Economies with Tariffs? How High Do I Have To Make the Tariffs Before You Guys Shut The Fuck About Epstein? '
Stewart Pointed Out that it's hard for the Media to Move When “Even Trump Has Trouble Doing I know.” He Recound Several of Trump's Rebutls to Being Accuged of Being in the Epstein Files, Including Him Saying, “Those Files Were Run by the Worst Scum On Earth. IF They Had Something, they would have released [it]. Now, they can easily put something in the files that's a phony. ”
“It's Simple,” Stewart Responded. “'If I, Donald Trump, was in the files, they would have released it. So Clearly, I'm not in the files. But of course, i'm clearly in the files, which makes them phony.'
The Host then Played a Clip of Another of Trump's Many Defense, in Which the President Claimed His Relationship with Epstein was “Such Old History” and That Epstein Had Done “Something inappropriate.”
“You see, Donald Trump Recognized that Had Finally Crosted a Line,” Stewart Said. “Now, If it were me, Obviously Giving This Explanation in Front of Reporters, I probably would have stopped there. But, since am not, trump went on to described epstein's inappropriate behavior and wait hook you hear what is the rubicon that epstein crosted.”
“He Hired Help,” Trump Told The Reporters. “And i said don't ever do that again. He stole people that work for me.” Stewart Quipped in Response, “'You all knowing him as jeffrey epstein the sex Trafficker, but the knew his dark side.'
Another of Trump Defenses Included: “By the way, I Never Went to the Island and Bill Clinton Went There, supposedly 28 Times … I Never Had The Privilege of Going to His Island. And i Did Turn it down.”
“The privilege? The Fuck?” Stewart Said. “'Hey Donald, you want to go to the island This weekend?' 'Well, First of All, Jeffrey, Thank you for Thinking of me.
Elsewhere in His Monologue, Stewart Recouted Trump's Experience Playing Golf in Scotland (Including Cheating on the Course) and the Possibility of a Pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell. He Also Invited forms Daily Show Correspondent Jessica Williams To Discuss Trump's Habit of Using Notable Black People As a Distraction for His Maxis.
