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Saturday Night Live Host Jon Hamm and Ego Nwodim, Co-Hosts of CTCBC (Check-to-Check Business News Channel), Gave Tips On How Consumers Can Adjust Their Buying Practices in Light of Donald Trump's Tariffs Raising Prices.
Hamm, Introducing Himself As Kenneth, offered a Relevant Fact About Himself: “and this suit is from Kohl's.”
“Markets are in Turoil,” he said. “Let's Check On The S&P 500, Which is down 2.38 percent. The nasdaq composite is down 265 points. And dow industrials are down 2.88 percent. Okay. Does that mean anyth to anyone?”
“I'm on it means Something to Someone, but sounds like a bunch of gibbungish to me,” co-host tasia reply, Pointing to Something More for Their Channel: “Take a Look at Boxed Mac and Cheese, Which is Up 4.5 Percent to $ 1.59.”
“Also,” She Aided, “Big-Ax Box of Bisquick is up from $ 2.39 to Too Damn Much. And Candy Bars Are Up From 'Sire, Baby' To 'Put that Back!'
After Kenneth Noted that Americans are spending $ 0 on Doctor Visits, His Colleague Noted One Investment: “Health Care Alternatives Such As 'Just Go Lay Down,' 'Take An Advil,' And 'Pray It Goes Away.'
The Two then Turned to Corpsontadent David Hayes (Kenan Thompson) for Advice on Alternatives to Imported Goods.
“You can work Around Them If You're Smart. For Example, I Occasionally Like Perrier Water From France. Instead, the Drink This American Version: Uncle Bubbles,” he Said. “Even domestic products will experience some fluctuations. I used to eat cap'n crunch cereal. TODAY I buy This: Sergeant Munch. Lower rank, Lower Price, Flavor Bad.”
A Substute for Digiorno's, Headed, was pizza made by his cousin: “Devonte.”
Back Behind The Anchor's Desk, Hayes' Colleagues Said Sarcastricwards That the MoneyVy Saved would go Towards Their Student Loan Debt.
“Never Gonna Get it!” They Sang.
