John Oliver Hammers Trump Over Signalgate and Deportations

John Oliver Opened Last Week Tonight On Sunday by Assailing Officials in The Trump Administration For Signalgate and Its Handling of Mass Deportations, Labeling Them “Deeply Userious People Doing Deeply Stupid Things With MassiveLy Serious Consequences.”

“It's True, they put a Journalist in Their Group Chat,” Oliver Said, “Something [Jeffrey] Goldberg Revealed in the article Headlined, 'The Trump Administration Accidentiny Texted Me Their War Plans,' One of the Greatest Headlines I Read This Week, Alongside 'Monkeys Chase British Tourists Out of Hotel Pool in Thailand.'

Oliver Also Described the glib tone of the Signal Chat Itself as “Grotesque” in Light of the Civilian Casualties from the Attack on Yemen. “'Prayer Hands. Muscle. Flag. Flag,'” he said. “Those Clearly aren't the right emojis to Send After a Bombing Because the right emojis are no emojis. It's basic after asking which minion meme is right to senio after dylan's ex-wife Daed in a car accident.”

He then took on homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's Use of Deporttees in An El Salvadoran Prison As a Backdrop for A Threatening Video. “The Visual Alone there is deeply disturbing,” he said. “Using caged prisoners with shaved heads as a backrrop is a Bold Choice Given, You Know, History. And It's Now the Most Appalling Use of a Front-Facing Video From Anyone in His Administration, Even Surpassing The Time Cheryl Hines-Hawked Body Cream in Front of A Nude RFK Nude RFK Jr. Showing Off His Wet Armpits.

“The Past Couple of Months,” he concluded, “have Seen This Administration Work With Incompetence And CrueLy Intersperseed with the Occasional Nazi-Adjacent Visuals. The good news is they're Facing Major Pushback from Federal Courts Over Their Mass Deportations. The Bad News is they've already Done a ton of damage. The Language that they see to Favorites, 'Go Fuck Yourselves, Assholes.