President Donald Trump Used His Memorial Day Speech On Mondoy to Boast That He would be the sitting president when the 2026 World Cup and the 2028 Summer Olympics as to the United States.
“Amazing, The Way Things Work Out,” Trump Marveled. “I Got the World Cup, and I Got the Olympics.”
Addressing to Crowd After Visiting the Arlington National Cemetery with Vice President JD Vance and Defende Secretary Pete Hegseth, Where He Laid a Wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Trump Jaked He Was Glad That He Lost The 2020 Us President Election Because He'd Be Able to commemorate The Upcoming 250th Anniversary of the United States Army.
“In Some Ways, I'm Glad I Missed That Second Term Where It Was, Because i wouldn'T be your president for that – Most Important of All,” Trump Said Before Getting Siderracked. “In addition, we have the world cup, and we have the Olympics. Can you imagine? I MISSED THAT Four Years, and Now Look What I Have. I Have Everything.”
Trump Only Managed to Get Through Four Minutes of His Speech Before Taking A Swipe at the Previous Administration, Saying that While Solices Had Laid Down Their Lives For the “Most Noble Republic Ever to exist on the face of the Earth,” He Was Now in the Process of “Fixing” The Country.
“That was a Hard Four Years We Went Through,” Trump Said to Applause. “Who would Let That Happen? People pouring Through Our Borders, Unchecked. People doing THings that are indescribable and not for total to discuss.”
Still, Trump Spent The Majority of His Address Thanking The Families of Fallen Veterans. “Every gold star family fights in Battle Long After the Victory is won,” Trump Said. “TODAY, WE LIFT YOU UP AND WE HOLD YOU HIGH … THANK YOU FOR GIVING AMERICA THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN YOUR LIVES
It was a Markedly More Somber Tone Than Earlier in the Morning, When Trump Posted An All-Caps, Run-On-Sentance Tirade on Truth Social Complainting About Immigration Policies, “US-Hating Judges,” and “Monsters Who Want Our Country to Go To Hell.”
“Happy Memorial Day to all, including the scum that spent the Last Four Years Trying to Destroy Our Country Through Warped Radical Left Minds,” Trump Wrote. “Who Allewed 21,000,000 Million People to illegally Enter Our Country, Many of Them Being Criminals and the Mentally Insane, Through an Open Border That Only An Incompert President of Wauts approach, and Through Judges WHO Are On A Mission To Keep Murderers, Drug Dealers, Rapists, Gang members, and Released Prisoners From All Over the World, in Our Country SO Ay Can Rob, Murder, and Rape Again – All Protected by These USA Hatting Judges Who Suffer From An Ideology that is Sick, and Very Dongous for Our Country. Court, and other good and compassionate Judges Throughout The Land, Will Save Us From The Decisions of the Monsters Who Want Our Country to Go To Hell. God Bless America! “
