The Florida Republican Party is selling merchandise promoting its new migrant detention camp in the Florida Everglades. Dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” by its proponents, Republicans are salivating at the prospect of subjecting undocumented migrants to brutal conditions in giant plastic tents situated in the oppressive heat and humidity of backwater Florida.
“The feds have greenlit Alligator Alcatraz — Florida’s gator-guarded, python-patrolled prison for illegal aliens who thought they could game the system,” reads a fundraising email from the Florida GOP. “Surrounded by miles of swamp and bloodthirsty wildlife, this ain’t no vacation spot. It’s a one-way ticket to regret for criminals who’ll wish they’d self-deported”
“Every shirt, hat, or koozie you grab funds our push to keep Florida tough on crime, and tougher on borders,” the email reads. Shirts for sale feature what looks to be an AIgenerated image of a prison in a swamp, with a python and an alligator in the foreground. Koozies and hats are also for sale.
Alcatraz is, of course, the notorious former maximum security prison in the middle of San Francisco Bay. The prison was long believed to be inescapable given the surrounding frigid waters and deadly currents. Earlier this year, Trump said he was directing the government to rebuild and reopen Alcatraz as a high-security prison for the nation’s “most ruthless and violent offenders.” The plan has seemingly stalled, probably because the facility underwent a transformation into a museum that has been open to the public for more than half a century.
In Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis is looking to replace oceans and sharks of the actual Alcatraz with gator-infested swampland.
On Friday, DeSantis gave Fox News an exclusive tour of the facility, which the state is scrambling to ready for its first wave of migrants by next week. The facility is built on top of a remote “airport” with a few scant buildings. As DeSantis put it, the federal government could “fly these people back to their own country, they can do it [here,] one stop shop.”
“This is as secure as it gets,” the governor told Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy. “If a criminal alien were to escape from here somehow — and I don’t think they will — you have nowhere to go. What are you going to do? Trudge through the swamp and dodge alligators on the way back — 50 or 60 miles — just to get to civilization? Not going to happen.”
The governor bragged that everything is being done “by the book” and that inmates would even be given access to showers and medical care.
“It presents an efficient, low-cost opportunity to build a temporary detention facility because you don’t need to invest that much in the perimeter,” Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier said earlier this week in a promotional video for the camp. “If people get out, there’s not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons.”
Creating torturous conditions for undocumented immigrants rounded up en mass seems to be a central component of the administration’s immigration crackdown. The stunt in Florida evokes the specter of former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s tent-city jail, which for decades boasted some of the cruelest and most inhumane conditions in the American prison system. Trump has also praised the Terrorism Confinement Center (CECOT) in El Salvador, a maximum security prison that doubles as a propaganda staging ground for the autocratic Salvadoran government. Earlier this year, the Trump administration disappeared hundreds of undocumented men — many of whom had no known criminal record — to CECOT, and made a public show of frog-marching them to the facility known for human rights abuses.
Given that DeSantis is already inviting in camera crews to tour the unfinished Alligator Alcatraz facility, there’s a good chance the remote, uncomfortable setting of this new prison will be featured prominently in the administration’s zero-tolerance immigration narrative.
As DeSantis hinted to Doocy during the tour: “If the president is watching, I’m sure that runway could probably land Air Force One.”
