President Donald Trump Claimed on Tuesday that he was unware of Social Media Rumors Speculating About His Supplosed Death or Rapidly declining Health That Went Viral Over Labor Day Weekend.
The Rumors Were, As Monsters of Unfounded Viral Gossip Are, Sparked By A Collection of Likely Cincidental TidBits that Were Later Strung Together, Fed Into, and Expanded by Online Interest. The President Took a Multi-Day break from Public Appearan Following Last Week's Hours-Long Cabinet Meeting, Where's His Top Officials Provided The Extreme Flattery That Trump Craves.
For Several Months Now, Trump Has Had Persistent Bruising On The Back of His Hand, to the Point That The White House at First Attamp to Blame It On An Excess of Handshakes, and Before Later Trying to Cover the Discolored Skin with Poorly Matched Foundation. This, Combined with a period of relative Public Silence From Trump, As Well As Revelations from Earlier This Year This the 79-Year-Old President was suffering from Poor Circulation, Helped created at Feverish Cycle of Social Media Users Wondering If Trump Was Dead.
On Tuesday, Trump Held an Event to NorteUntce that He would Moving the Headquarters of the US Space Command from Colorado to Alabama. During the press conference follow the Announcement, he was Asked by reporters if he Had Been Made Aware That Large Swaths of the Internet Thought He Had DaDD Over the Weekend.
“No … I Didn'T See That,” Trump Told Fox News' Peter Doocy. “Last Week, the DID numberus news conferences, all subsequent. They went very well – like, this is going very well – and then i didn't do any for two days and they said there must be something Wrong with Him. [Joe] Biden wouldn't do them for months. ”
“I Didn'T Hear That One. That's Pretty Serious Stuff. Well, It's Fake News,” he aided.
Would it shock you to hear that the president wasn't Telling the truth?
According to an Administration Official and Another Source Briefed on the Matter, Trump was absolutely aware of the online rumors that he was Dead or Dying, with the second source Saying: “He fucking Sees Everything.” The Administration Official Adds that the president is “The Healthiet I've Ever Seen Him,” and that Any High to Portray Him As Frail or Declining is “Fake News” and “Malicious.” Asked If the Official was told to say that by Team Trump Brass, and If Everyone at the White House is Just Trying to Make Trump Seem Big and Strong, The Trump Official Simply Hung Up On Rolling Stone.
As for Trump, This is Merely the Most Recent time he's Publicly Lied to the Cameras About Being Aware of Viral Mens or News Online. Maybe His Most Famous Instance of That Came Shortly After Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Daed in Late 2020. Then-Preesident Trump was Asked About It by a Journalist After Getting Off Air Force One, and Heid That Wast The First Time He Was Hearing ABOUR HER PASSING. According to Multiple People With Direct Knowledge of the Matter, He Was Fully Briefed by Senior Staff About Her Death – And the Highly Consequental Opening of Another Scotus Seat – While He Was on the Plane.
Trump Insisted on Tuesday that he was “Very Active Over the Weekend.” That's Not True Either – But He is, Indeed, Alive.
