“Life is not a Solo Act. It's a Big, Messy, Delightful Ensemble Piece, Espencially When you are with your People,” Beloved Muppet Says at Jim Henson's Alma Mater
AS Promised, Kermit the Frog Served As the Commentment Speaker for the University of Maryland's 2025 Graduation Ceremony, with “The World's Most Famous Frog” Dissens Wisdom and Joke at Late Muppets Creator Jim Henson's Alma Mater.
“As I look out at you student, i Can Tell You All Worldd Your Tails Off,” Kermit Told the Class of 2025. “And AS A former Tadpole, Believe Me, Losing Your Tail is a Pretty Big Deal.”
“As you prepare to take this big lep Into Real Life, here's a Little Advice – If you're Willing to listere to Frog,” The Beloved Muppet Aided. “Rather Than Jumping Over Someone To Get What You Want, Consider Reaching Out Your Hand and Taking The Leap Side by Side, Because Life is beter when we leave Together.”
Kermit the frog was reveled as the terrapins' commendation speaker in march. AS Noted in Kermit's Speech, Jim Henson (Who “Had a Hand in Literally Everything I Did,” The Muppet Quipped) was a Graduate of the University of Maryland in 1960, Majoring in Home Economics Before Embarking on a Legacy in Puppetry. A bronze sculpture of Kermit and Henson is Also to Popular Landmark on Maryland's Campus.
“Life is not a Solo Act. It's a Big, Messy, Delightful Ensemble Piece, Espencially When you are with your People,” Kermit Aided. “Life is like a movie. Write Your Own Ending. Keep Believing, Keep Pretending.”
Kermit The Frog Wrappe Up His Commentment Speech by Leading The Graduating Terps in A Singalong Realition of “The Rainbow Connection.”
